Is the social pressure getting to you?

Here are a few suggestions on what to put on the mask!

1. My burka is in the wash!
2. I am wearing your mask, now I want in on the robbery!
3. Gullible: People that wear masks without being in on the robbery, just so the robbers don't need to make their escape!
4. I am wearing a mask, but I am still going commando!
5. Oh master, I never get tired of conforming to your wishes!
6. Yes master!
7. I am a super slave, I will police and force others into compliance. I don't even want to know who my masters are!
8. I really think earplugs would be more effective!
9. If you can smell my farts, why do you think this mask is protecting you!
10. COVID-19 is spread by spin-doctors!
11. Conforming to yet another head of the multi-headed dragon!
12. Guess who I am, and no peeking! 
13. Yes officer, I can describe him. He was wearing a crappy mask!
14. I put on your mask but I can still smell the bullshit!
15. Evidently masks can protect us from the mentally ill!
16. I can't wait to wear a spacesuit to the beach just to show I care about others!

                                                            Grandpa Owl