What if the event that the Christian world sees as the rapture is not what they think it is? What if it is just the delivery of the first human servants to the intergalactic market? Do you want that wrapped? Sure!
That perfect servant, highly suggestible, totally programmable with the latest nanobot DNA-changing technology. They can be used for a food supply if necessary. They are oblivious to reason and accept all programming from any authority figure - as proven in the COVID-19 test trials of 2020 AD Earth time!
These perfect servants have been programmed to be self-blinding and self-deceiving, so there is no chance of them escaping your control! Even if they do wake up, they are incapable of knowing what they see, and will wait for your description of what they see, and your instructions as to what to do. Fully domesticated pets, you can even give them to your offspring.
Don't wait, be the first in you solar system to try this handy servant, and meaty delicacy! Copyright laws on Earth have allowed us to genetically modify all exports to ensure sterility, so if you want a breeding pair, contact the Federal Reserve Corp. for your own franchise!
P. S. If they don't serve you well, you can always serve them well-done!
Grandpa Owl
That perfect servant, highly suggestible, totally programmable with the latest nanobot DNA-changing technology. They can be used for a food supply if necessary. They are oblivious to reason and accept all programming from any authority figure - as proven in the COVID-19 test trials of 2020 AD Earth time!
These perfect servants have been programmed to be self-blinding and self-deceiving, so there is no chance of them escaping your control! Even if they do wake up, they are incapable of knowing what they see, and will wait for your description of what they see, and your instructions as to what to do. Fully domesticated pets, you can even give them to your offspring.
Don't wait, be the first in you solar system to try this handy servant, and meaty delicacy! Copyright laws on Earth have allowed us to genetically modify all exports to ensure sterility, so if you want a breeding pair, contact the Federal Reserve Corp. for your own franchise!
P. S. If they don't serve you well, you can always serve them well-done!
Grandpa Owl
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